I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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