When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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