went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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