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I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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