She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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