How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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