I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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