Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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