then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
