i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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