your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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