But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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