please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I am available for nakedness
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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