Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
no more duck duck goose at the bar
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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