brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
This show inspires me to have sex in space
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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