well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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