chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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