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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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