So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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