"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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