He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
is it fun? or sober?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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