talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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