who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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