bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Mom said you looked used
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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