His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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