Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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