Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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