But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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