That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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