NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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