Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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