Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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