you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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