We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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