matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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