yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Welp...herpes.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
