I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Randomize
