Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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