Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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