it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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