why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
In America we eat man semen.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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