He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
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he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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