Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
soo... how was my night?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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