She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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