I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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