i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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