Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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