Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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