rhymes with "ouble enetration"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
So. Much. Porn.
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