Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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