i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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