So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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