I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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