how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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