Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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