with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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